“Pregnant women are smug” and infants are “gurgling” at the symphony
Here’s Garfunkel and Oates with “Pregnant women are smug.” (They use the b word so don’t play it with your kids around. And be careful watching this if you’re drinking hot coffee ’cause it might shoot out your nose.)
A letter to the editor today alluded to the present culture of revering children, and it made me think of this piece.
So the letter to the editor? It says some adults are bringing noisy toddlers to the symphony. When other people are paying to listen to the music.
It’s from Sean Barker, and arts and entertainment reporter Joe Nickell has written the same in earlier stories about going to the symphony. This from part of Barker’s letter:
Why are there infants and young children at a symphony concert? I know baby sitters are expensive; so stay home. Your kid does not care that the violin cost $3.4 million, they certainly don’t care about how beautiful the music is and taking them to the symphony will not make them into geniuses. All it will do is diminish the listening experience for the rest of us and for you.
So next time, if you can’t get a sitter, consider staying home. Maybe tune in to some Garfunkel and Oates.
– Keila Szpaller


